Monday, May 2, 2016

Reddit Joke: I was at my bank today and there was just an Asian lady ahead of me...

who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!!"

13 comments:

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I am going to guess she was probably Korean.

ricpic said...

Hey lady, if you want to make it racial you should understand that the Chinese fluc more with the exchange rates than the long noses.

ndspinelli said...

LOL! I do want to get to Korea town in LA. I read there is superb food. Anyone ever been? Bags, if you're reading, how about a quick comment on a non-Trump thread like this to wade back in? I bet you've been to Korea town. We're heading back to WI in a couple weeks and are going to drive up to SF, w/ several stops along the way. The bride flies home from SF, I drive.

ndspinelli said...

Is stopping in SF snobbish? Gay?

edutcher said...

This is how wars get started.

ndspinelli said...

What happens when blondes move from Minnesota to Wisconsin?

Both states get smarter.

ndspinelli said...

I hope that wasn't too personal, ed.

ndspinelli said...

How many U. of WI. freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It's a sophomore class.

Dad Bones said...

Good one, Lem

ampersand said...

Maybe she has a bad cataract. Or does she drive a rincoln.

ndspinelli said...

ampersand, Uncle Junior told that joke in the waiting room of his eye doctor.

ampersand said...

Who's Uncle Junior? I first heard the joke on the original Laugh In. Ruth Buzzy was an Oriental woman who dlove a Rincoln Continentar.

chickelit said...

ndspinelli said...Is stopping in SF snobbish? Gay?

We lived in Sunnyvale for two years in the 90's and used to go up to the City once a month or so, sometimes overnighting in small hotels (no kids then). Last time I was back was 2006 or so. My wife and daughter recently went, and reported on changes: At the wharf, there is now some sort of "Chowder Hut" monstrosity set up adjacent to Boudin's. Avoid it (I know you will). The wait staff at Caffe' Trieste have attitudes unless you play a trump card which shuts them down fast. Amazingly, City Lights Bookstore is still open and Lawrence Ferlinghetti is still alive. I bought one of my all time favorite books at City Lights: link.