Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Melania Trump's Diary



What a great weekend we had this Memorial Day. The whole family was able to get together. Unfortunately we couldn't do it at the golf course in Florida because Donald had a press conference today at Trump Tower so we all had to go to that cow Ivanka’s house. She loves to lord it over everyone because she thinks she is so smart. She has her brothers cowed and she is the apple of her Daddy’s eye. You would think she would concentrate on her new baby but she could drop him in a gorilla’s cage and not give a crap as long as she could stand next to her Daddy on the stage with the camera’s flashing.

These family events always go the same way. Donald Jr gets drunk and falls asleep. That retard Eric always gets burned from the barbecue even when we are eating inside. That little slut Tiffany takes her top off just like her mama the whore. And Ivanka sits in her Daddy’s lap and tells everyone what to do.


At least we had a great press conference. Donald had to go out and answer the bullshit questions from the press. What a bunch of morons. First they claimed he didn’t raise the money. Then they asked why it was taking so long. Look when people pledge money they don’t always pay after they take credit for it. Donnie had to collect it. Did you ever try to get money from rich people?  They are all cheap bastards. So we had to collect the money and although we had six million in pledges we could not collect all of it. I mean we did five and a half but of course that is not enough for the scumbags in the press who never thought about a vet except to step over a homeless one on their way into Starbucks. I mean what did Hillary ever do for the vets? Besides to say that the VA is fine and that the lines were no big deal. Donnie paid out the money and has the checks to prove it. Which didn’t have to be published except for the trashing he was getting from the scumbag press.

We had to make sure that the people we were giving the money to were not crooks. Imagine if we gave it to someone and they wasted it on trips to Pedophile Island like the Clinton Foundation did? When is the scumbag press going to demand that Hillary list where the money from the Clinton foundation went? How much of it went for salaries to Bill and Chelsea and Blumenthal and all of their attack dogs? What about the money they took from that Blood Diamond Company and then Hillary changed the rules for them while she was Secretary of State? When is that sleazy scum bag from CBS gonna sit in the front row and ask Hillary about that? When? Never that’s when.

I was so happy to see Donald smack around those nerap bastards in the press. One little pischer was shouting out why was Donnie exaggerating all the time. Because he said six million. Well that was the pledge we got but it was not what we could collect. It will be over that amount when it is all over. Of course the press will never report that. I hope Donnie smacks them around every day. Just the way he is doing with that mamacita in New Mexico and that jerkoff Kristol. They are bad mouthing us every day and the press thinks we have to kiss their ass for some reason. They just don’t get it. They never will. You see you have to make an example of them so the rest of them don't step out of line. That was what Naomi did when she chucked that cellphone into her maids head. She never had a problem with her help again. You have to set the tone if you want the knuckleheads to know what will happen if they step out of line.

I have to get ready for the rest of the campaign. We are planning the convention right now. I am helping Corey line up the acts. A bunch of my supermodel friends will be their flashing their tits. Penn and Teller. Twisted Sister will lead off every night with “We’re Not Gonna Take It.” Garey Busey is gonna read his poems. We are working with Starr Jones to have her play with a baby in a kiddee pool and we can have someone shoot her. People will love that. We know how to do a TV show. It is gonna be great. I have to pick out some sexy thongs to wear in case the cameraman films my ass. What am I a thinking? They always film my ass.


I am gonna be a great First Lady.

10 comments:

ricpic said...

Think about it: the entire ruling class, both heads, and its water carrying MSM, KNOWINGLY support the screaming cackling embodiment of heartless corruption. Which makes them ALL knaves. A part of me is shocked, thinks it's surreal. But another part of me, the part that experienced MANHATTANITES for years, thinks, how else could it be? I was one of those outer borough bright kids who got a good enough mark on a competitive exam to be accepted by Stuyvesant, an "elite" high school located in Manhattan. Many other students were also outer borough but the culture was totally Manhattan. The thing that got to me, the only thing I took away from my years at Stuyvesant was the vicious ranking. Ranking = vicious verbal put down by every student of every other student. Because they all did it and they all did it all the time. For me it was a shock I was never really able to toughen up enough to participate in or not be hurt by. Anyway, that's the mark of the ones who "make it" in Manhattan and in Washington. Not that Trump doesn't relish ranking, doesn't relish giving back as good as he gets. But it's not ALL HE IS.

Am I superior because I didn't have it in me to become an adept ranker? No, I'm probably inferior, but I HATE the bastids.

Trooper York said...

Millions of other normal regular Americans feel the same as you and me ric. They know the press for the sleazy scumbags they are and the more that Donnie smacks them around the more they will cheer.

Trooper York said...

Did you hear that Sgt Major speak about the press and the vets? And the ones who Hillary set up to protest in front of the press conference? It was epic.

edutcher said...

Jesse Ventura is the latest to turn down Bill Kristol's offer of a third party run.

God, I can't tell which it feels like more - 1968 or 1980.

Trooper York said...

I think they should run William Jennings Bryan.

Methadras said...

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Trump wins the presidency in a near landslide. if a third party alt-dnc candidate shows up, it goes to the house.

Trooper York said...

He is showing you how to do it with the media. He is not going to sit there and take the lies.

I was listening to this asshole Gasperino from FOX business demanding to know why it took so long for Trump to give out the money. He told you. Sometimes people pledge money to a charity and then don't send it in. So you could have six million in pledges and only collect five and a half. Then you have to vet the groups you are giving it to so they are not scams. Gasperino said that there were major charities they could have given it to right away. That's true enough but they wanted to spread it around and help a bunch of different worthy charities.

The fact is Trump showed the medias lies and bias and stuck it right up their ass. With a copy of a certified check.

I think I am going to call them the Main Sleaze Media from now on.

edutcher said...

Methadras said...

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Trump wins the presidency in a near landslide. if a third party alt-dnc candidate shows up, it goes to the house.

Don't put money on that last one. Unless they can find a "name" that would actually draw votes, as I said, it's be John Anderson in '80 all over again.

Trooper York said...

He is showing you how to do it with the media. He is not going to sit there and take the lies.

I was listening to this asshole Gasperino from FOX business demanding to know why it took so long for Trump to give out the money. He told you. Sometimes people pledge money to a charity and then don't send it in. So you could have six million in pledges and only collect five and a half


Happens all the time. There's a good Surber piece going through all that, but the real issue is this is what happened when Jerry Lewis did the MDA Telethons or anything similar. It was the pledges you saw. How much actually showed up was another matter.

edutcher said...

Another issue that isn't discussed, the idea that Trump giving the media Hell is worth all the slick ads imaginable.

When you've passed the point where even Ed Asner has call the J school crowd, "privileged punks", you know every shot Trump (or Richard B Cheney or anyone else) takes at them is worth a half million votes apiece.

Methadras said...

also, the picture of Melania is hot. I love how her dress accentuates her boobies. Yes, I said boobies, because I'm really a 12 year old new post-pubescent boy.