Melania Trump's Diary

Well today we are in Detroit City. My goodness what a terrible place. Empty streets. Burned out houses. No business. No factories. It is like a movie set. They set up the downtown to look all prosperous but on the car ride in it looked like the worst areas of Slovenia when the fighting was going on. Why is the debate here? Nobody is going to vote for a Republican here. Why couldn’t it have been in Florida? We could have done it at the Golf Course at Mar A Lago. I bet if we did it there we could even get Obama to show. He sure wouldn’t come to Detroit. You see he doesn’t like black people all that much.

Today was another big day. Mitt Romney decided to make a big speech to attack the Donald. He rehashed all the charges that little Marco made in his various speeches where he went all attack-weasel. The same tired litany of bogus claims. Mitt should understand that a businessman who is a risk taker can open many businesses and they don’t all make it. Especially if you are licensing your name out and other people are running it. Then you are just in it for the cash. Low risk maybe high return. Look at my friend Bethenny Frankel. She hit it big with Skinny Girl Margherita’s. Then she licensed a whole bunch of other stuff like popcorn and diet books and blenders and who knows what. And they all failed. Well except for the tequila drink and the dildoes. She should have just stuck to the things she knew best. Or to things she likes to stick in her body. That should be her business plan.

Mitt really disappointed us. I mean we supported him even though we didn’t believe in his lifestyle. I know Donald has been married several times but it has always been to one woman at a time.  Mitt would send some of his sister wives to hide out with us while he was running for President. That Niki was a real pain in the ass. And Margene. She was a total pig. She kept hitting on my step son Eric. Doesn’t she know he is retarded? Anyway you think he would be nicer with all the dirt we have on him. Donald could just destroy him. He could even talk about his latest black grandson who is really John McCain’s illegitimate bastard that he took off his hands to get his support. That’s why McCain jumped in to butt kiss Mitt. They are such losers.

Donald knows where all the bodies are buried. He is just too nice. All the idiots on FOX like that fat bastard Karl Rove piss and moan that Donald is so vulgar and mean and a bully. They don’t know anything. Donald has so much in the vault that he could just destroy them. I hope doesn’t lose his temper. Even when he does a little the press goes crazy and tries to misinterpret it and slime him.  Look at what he said about Mitt being on his knees. He was talking about him begging for Donald’s endorsement. They tried to say he was implying that he was going to get a blow job. He didn’t mean that. Sure if he was talking about little Marco I could buy it. Everybody knows he likes the sausage.  But Mitt is not like that. He likes women. That is why he is married to four of them at the same time.

Plus if Donald wanted to get a blow job he wouldn’t need to go to some Mormon. He has about a thousand cocktail waitresses. Plus all the washed up celebrity whores who want to be on the Celebrity Apprentice. Donald is not like that. He is a one woman man. I am that woman.

For now.

So suck it losers. Especially you Megyn Kelly. I am watching you. You can really start to bleed from some interesting places if you attack my Donald. I will cut a bitch.