Friday, February 12, 2016

Knish Poetry with Mustard on the side!

And if you ever reconsider
you will get no chicken dinner

And if there is a place in time
you will not find not foot nor rhyme

And do come now I won't be long
for I am late to ring my gong

And don't you waste your good knish
or I will cut you like a snitch

So write your books and read your poem
oh that is Bernie I hardly know 'em

First Jew president
will it set a precedent?

9 comments:

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Not that it's easily proven, but $100 says that Hildebeast tried to create deliberate friction between Sanders and the black vote last night in order to pander to black anti-semitism. Does anyone seriously believe that her crap about how he allegedly "disrespected" Obama wasn't completely calibrated to piss off black voters and stir up some Jew hatred in them?

Hildebeest is as sleazy and slimy as a weasel. Talk about one subtle bitch.

MamaM said...

As usual, I'm weirdly curious as to what on earth needs to be googled to arrive at this obscurity the first time around. Hello Poetry ???

With this sidecar collection of Low Life"S" words to accompany ChipA's foray to the word bank:

snippy
snips
snitch
snitches
snivel
sniveling
snob

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Mustard with a knish?

I'll tell ya what dish needs to be revived. Kishka. Man, that can be some tasty stuff, especially with the right kind of brown gravy. I never knew it was basically a wheat salami, though, until last fall. Maybe one of the hipster douchebags will pay homage to a "reimagining" of it at the next trendy foodery that opens or whatnot. Kishka cakes. Kishka and cranberries.

Leave it to the next gunner chef to figure something like that out.

Trooper York said...

I had to add a little to the poem.

Trooper York said...

A knish with yellow mustard is a classic New York street vendor food that you get from the dirty water dog cart.

It is a good as it gets.

Trooper York said...

Hillary is totally using a dog whistle for blacks to let them know that Bernie is a member of the tribe.

That is how the Clintons play the game.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Cool.

Down here they're still sticking with big soft sticky pretzels as the mustard staple of choice.

Sometimes we're creative but there's not as much hearkening back to traditional stuff here.

Michael Solomonov thought about breaking into the NYC market, but it's much harder and more expensive (with rent) to do. I don't know how anyone does it. But if you check out his Federal Donuts you will go insane. The things they do to fried chicken there are, to quote Jimmy Walker, Dy-no-mite. And I'm far from the biggest fried chicken fan.

Philly also doesn't have as many delis. But it's totally the hipster thing nowadays to use brisket for everything. Brisket meat for hamburgers, even.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Hillary is totally using a dog whistle for blacks to let them know that Bernie is a member of the tribe.

That is how the Clintons play the game.


Absolutely.

What intrigues me is how many Jews are too stupid to see it.

You'd think at least a few of them would be smart enough to notice her schtick and what she's up to.

She has no boundaries at all.

If she gets into office you can bet that the liberals will join all of you in counting down the days until her first disaster. And then the next. And the next.

She will be the Democrat Richard Nixon, no doubt. And all that complaining about loyalty? Don't worry about it.

We will turn on her and impeach her as soon as she makes it inevitable. Which should happen in about the first 40 days.

ricpic said...

What is this, the decline and fall of e.e. cummings?

You couldn't work a little respect for the not so late lately late finally really really really late Abe Vigoda into it?