Monday, November 2, 2015

The Babe abides!

"So Keed why are you at the game? You a Yankee fan?"
"Yes I am Mr. Ruth. My dad brought me to see you play. He says you are the greatest player that ever lived."
"Thanks Specs. You dad sounds like a smart guy. What does he do?"
"Oh he is a Senator from Connecticut."
"No kiddin. Is that on the square?"
"Yes. Yes it is. But someday I am going to be President. And my sons are going to be President after me."
"That ain't gonna happen keed. Nobody is ever gonna have two of his boys be President!"
"You just wait and see. Oh and you are fat and stupid. So there."
"Get away from me keed. You are botherin' me."

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