Thursday, November 19, 2015

"Man accused of assaulting girlfriend after she wouldn't smell his armpit"

Sara Bustilloz tells CBS 7 that Robinson Pinilla-Bolivar’s girlfriend claims that as she was washing dishes, Pinalla-Bolivar asked her to smell his armpit.

She says she said no, and then they got into argument.

She explains he responded by hitting her on the back of the head with a closed fist, and then held a knife to her.

She then says he fled the scene, and she called the police.

11 comments:

bagoh20 said...

"Now they call you Prince Charming"

ricpic said...

So all her talk about being soul mates was a lie!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Maybe the unity of smell develops over time.

She was not ready.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Apparently #SmellMatters to this guy.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

#WorldToiletDay today.

Are these two events related?

Methadras said...

So the moral of the story here is, ladies, when your man asks you to smell his armpit, don't question it, just suck it up and do it and you wont' be assaulted.

bagoh20 said...

You have to work up to these kind of things. A woman needs more time than a man. You start out gently with a carefully ripened sock slid slowly across the nose as she sleeps. Then some tender dutch oven foreplay before you can expect her to welcome the full-on armpit. I blame porn for men misunderstanding what women like.

Third Coast said...

She got pheromoned.

Amartel said...

Washing dishes, and cleaning up
Arm pit you're in my waaay
There's too much bloke and that's no joke
Look what's going on inside yoooouu
Oooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Oooh that smell
The smell of petty misdemeanor jail sentence surrounds you

deborah said...

I hate it when that happens.

chickelit said...

I always thought that Lynryd Skynyd fielded too many guitars on stage at once to truly respect. "Freebird" was a nice tribute to Duana Allman, though.