Wednesday, November 18, 2015

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(CNN)To the teacher, the assignment was a simple question of physics. To critics, it was a tasteless assignment about death at sea.

A teacher in the eastern Polish city of Bialystok gave the size of a boat and the number of people on board.

The students' assignment? To calculate how many Syrian refugees had to be thrown overboard for the boat to stay afloat and reach Greece.

The teacher, Grzegorz Nowik, said it was a matter of holding the students' attention.

"Pupils are not interested when I explain the lift of a wooden block floating on water," he said. "I told them it was a joke while saying words to be written down." Link

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7 comments:

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I suppose you let the orphans go first?

Or is that what ISIS wants us to do?

It's all so complicated.

deborah said...

No, you keep the orphans for the sympathy factor. You toss the fattest people to minimize body count.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Agree with Deborah. Fatties go first.

deborah said...

Wait! They're refugees from a war zone, will any be fat?

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Good point. OK - all the bearded dudes.

bagoh20 said...

The President says if the boat holds 12, throw out 11, and give the 1 your master bedroom.

virgil xenophon said...

Bags wins the thread!