Monday, November 16, 2015

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

Charlie Sheen will reveal he is HIV-positive during an announcement on NBC’s “Today” show on Tuesday morning, according to multiple sources.

National Enquirer report was released Monday claiming Sheen, 50, has been keeping the diagnosis a secret for years. The report comes after numerous reports stating an “anonymous, big name actor” has been carrying the secret around out of fear the news will affect his legacy.
“Charlie thought he was indestructible and took no precautions — even though he was indulging in high-risk sex practices,” an unidentified friend reportedly told The Enquirer.
According to TMZ, sources connected to NBC report the actor will make the announcement during a sit down interview with Matt Lauer.
(Bonus points if you can name whose that girl?)

10 comments:

edutcher said...

Toldja.

Trooper York said...

Let it be know to one and old that Ed was 1000% right.

Of course he spends all of his spare time reading Variety and the National Enquirer so he had an unfair advantage.

ndspinelli said...

edutcher is our Clouseau. Kudos Ed.

Trooper York said...

He knows his aid's victims I will give him that.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

woooah.

chickelit said...

#Winning

The news will take a load off the gene pool. So to speak.

Amartel said...

How is this news?

edutcher said...

Trooper York said...

He knows his aid's victims I will give him that.

No, just deduction.

Charlie made a carrer out of Heidi Fleiss' place.

Anybody that desperate is going to go anywhere.

chickelit said...

Amartel said...

How is this news?

It's just local news. Sheen probably wants it to be big news so that he can crusade about the normalization of HIV in the population -- about how it should be relegated to common cold status. That way he can keep banging chicks and spewing his splooge.

William said...

Charlie Sheen was such an obvious choice that he hid in plain sight. Plus, he's not really A-list.. I suspected Leonardo DiCaprio.......Well, Charlie completes the morality play. It wouldn't be right for him to live long and prosper. All of us can take cognizance of his fate and refrain from having group sex with porn stars in luxury hotels. You can tempt fate but don't fuck fate in the ass.