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Tom Cruise.
Ariana Grande. She's dead inside. I could see her doing it for fun. It starts small a boyfriend that didn't treat her right one night. Then a handler that disappointed her. Random fans start disappearing from her shows. Till finally she kills a dancer on stage. People will think it's part of the act till they notice the rest of her dancers have stopped and the whole time she won't miss a dance step or a note of music. It's then her manager and music label can no longer cover up her crimes. She finishes her song bows, smiles, and starts blowing kisses to the crowd as the paramedics rush to the stage.
Shia lebeouf
Charlie sheen (by accident, just from the number of times he had hookers OD)
Jaden Smith. And he'd justify it with something like 'If You've Never Been Dead, How Do You Know You've Really Been Alive?
OJ Simpson.
He was off to a good start at least.
Famous person doesn't have to be an actor...
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The Clintons. Ozark Mafia. So much money on the line. Pay to play. Someone says no. Someone plans to blow the whistle. Coincidental and mysterious death of former crony.
** I know I'm beyond predictable. Search your heart. You know it's true.
Hillary Clinton has young virgins brought to her by Huma and Mills, then she bathes in their blood.
...after Bill canoodles them first.
Bill Gates. Did you see where he said "Only socialism can save the planet?" I kid you not. That's serial killer level evil. Or stupid. Or both.
lawnboy. Wait, he's only famous in his own mind.
Gary Bussey, Tom Cruise, Gweneth Paltrow... My list is quite large.
Meryl Streep
Mister Rogers. Somewhere there is a closet full of bloody sweaters.
What about Captain Kangaroo?
Or, Mr. Green Jeans? He was hinky.
Cher & Rosie O'Donnell
Bill Nye, Carrot Top, Kathy Griffen, Roseanne Barr, Seth Meyers, Seth McFarland
I was going to say "anybody named Wayne", but hey, Seth too.
The entire on-air cast of "The View"
They really do get away with quite a lot. Robert Blake. O.J. Simpson. Ray Lewis. Even Phil Spector got a hung jury......Cases of he said, she said rape are almost always decided in favor of the celebrity. If Bill Cosby had kept his rape count within the limits of propriety, he probably could have have lived out his life with dignity and honor intact......The exception, of course, is right wing celebrities. At least in the court of public opinion, those guys are always guilty.
Just by looks, Christopher Walken.
Johnny Depp
Who else?
Troop.
Claudine Longet
I must now pray wis my children (flies from Aspen to Mexico with lawyer directly from courthouse)
Patty Hearst.
They made me do it.
Anita Bryant.
A day without homos is a day full of sunshine and oranges.
Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level unless you're a dick then don't trust your hunches.
Most of the names listed fall into my category of which people would you like to see meet up with a serial killer.
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