Tuesday, November 10, 2015

How Facebook is Stealing Views


3 comments:

Chip Ahoy said...

Well uckfay aceBookFay anyway.

Threadjack, you swine!

Have you ever had a pork chop that weighs over a pound? They're like Fred Flintstone pork chops. If this works I think it will make a decent dinner for a birthday boy or girl.

Also Tony's sells an applewood bacon that is cut so thickly, honestly, it cannot be used as we understand bacon, the paper-thin stuff that you poke an egg yolk, this is not possible with the thick cut applewood bacon. No matter what it cooks like pork-jerky. It's just impossibly chewy.

However, a single slice can flavor an entire pot of beans completely . No additional flavorings, non onion, no garlic, no chiles, no cumin nor brown sugar, nothing, no salt, no pepper, nothing at all because the bacon is perfect and it gives its abundant flavor freely. So beans it is. I'm calling the dinner pork and beans, as misdirection, then boom, 1Lb pork chop and the most impossibly delicious beans imaginable flavored only by bacon.

/ swineage.

rhhardin said...

No link to facebook has ever worked for me. I see this as their fault.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Zuckerberg is loathsome