Thursday, November 5, 2015

He called it Macaroni and Lebanese!


President Kennedy had many different pets when he was in the White House. He had young kids and they loved their pets. They had Gaullie a poodle and Charlie a Welsh terrier and Pushinka a mutt that the Russians gave them. They had hamsters and fish and birds and of course Caroline had her pony Macaroni. The President loved to have three ways with Macaroni and one of his interns who were his sexual slaves. He liked nothing better than having sex in the pool with Macaroni and an intern. He loved water sports. And he just loved molesting the sweet young starry eyed girls who worked as interns. The press knew all about it but didn't say anything like they later did with Clinton. That was because JFK would have the interns blow the important newspapermen and eat out the girl reporters. That was why JFK was the only president that Helen Thomas ever liked.  But that was only because he set up at three way for her with Macaroni and an intern. Using Robert Reich as a human dildo during the Clinton Administration just wasn't the same thing.
(Buddy Clinton Died for Your Sins, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Playboy Press, 2009)

2 comments:

Trump fan said...

Helen Thomas!!! I get sick thinking about her naked!!!

ricpic said...

Eat out?! I get sick thinking about her #@%&^!!!