Tuesday, October 13, 2015

"Danger: Giant seed pod falling from tree."

"Man suing over injury from giant pine cone in San Francisco"
The San Francisco Chronicle reports (http://bit.ly/1juNiqP) that Sean Mace is suing the U.S. government, the National Park Service, the Department of the Interior and San Francisco Maritime National Historical Park for $5 million.
Mace's attorney Scott Johnson says the veteran was relaxing under a non-native pine tree at the maritime park when the cone fell, causing an irreversible brain injury. Johnson says Mace has had two surgeries and requires a third.
We need gravity control legislation.

5 comments:

AllenS said...

Never leave home without a helmet on.

Leland said...

I bet the squirrel did it. He should sue the squirrel.

I'm wondering if the folks on the tour boat to Alcatraz will sue over having to watch the Great White devour the seal. Such a traumatic scene to be subjected to without trigger warnings.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Sadly, the greedy moron will likely win. Yay for the tax payer. We pay for everything.

edutcher said...

Irreversible brain injury is required to live in San Fiasco.

Amartel said...

Free the tree!
It was only doing it's natural best to fulfill Darwin's law.