Wednesday, July 29, 2015

"Jubilate: An Homage in Catterel* Verse"


For I will consider my Cat Cherie
for she is the very apotheosis of Cat-Beauty
which is to say, nothing extraordinary
for in the Cat, beauty is ordinary
like the bliss
conferred
upon us
in the hypnosis
of purr-
ing.
She has been known
to knead her claws
upon a sleeve.
And on a knee.
And on bare skin,
sharp claws sinking in—
just a warning.
For she is of the tribe of Tyger
and eyes burning bright
though cuddling
at night
until you wake to discover—
where is she? Cher-ie?
Don’t inquire.

For in considering my Cat Cherie
I am considering Catitude—
each Cat the (essential)
equivalent of all others
not varying freak-
ishly in size
(like crude D*gs)
but pleas-
ingly Platonic.
Cat-chutzpah
is the “sheathed
claw”—
no heart borne
upon a foreleg,
but
your challenge
to decode,
like poetry
of a subtlety
that does not bark
its meaning
but forces us to
be just a little
smarter than
we are.
(Unlike D*gs
whose un-
critical adulation
makes us
dumber.)
Of Twitter it is estimated
somewhere beyond thirty-one percent
who tweet are feline,
in nocturnal prowl
slyly retweeting
their kind,
reproducing,
replicating
the dark rapacious ever-
fecund feral-soul
that is the sea
upon which “civilization”
floats, uneasily.
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* “Catterel”—an elevated variant of “doggerel”

2 comments:

Trooper York said...

It's not a real poem unless it is accompanied by a photo of Abe Vigoda.

ricpic said...

Even Abe wouldn't help. She just drops these turds constantly. Joyce Oates the word machine. Her thought is banal, but worse, her language is banal. No respect: not for the reader; not for herself, an alleged writer. Taking a crap: that's what her writing is. It's a shanda I tell you! And this broad has honorary thingamabobs up the whazoo. Hey, that's the world. High time I got used to it. :^(