Wednesday, July 1, 2015

"If news broke out that a certain celebrity was a serial killer..."

"...and was getting away with it for years, who would surprise you the least?"

Top voted Reddit comments...
Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf

Tom Cruise

Gary Busey

Joel Osteen. Dude's got a serial killer grin if I've ever seen one

13 comments:

bagoh20 said...

It's pretty obvious that Chris Christie ate someone.

Leland said...

Hillary Clinton

john said...

Steve Buscemi?
Christopher Walkin?

AllenS said...

Joe Biden eats cardboard.

Trooper York said...

Not true. He eats paste.

JRoberts said...

Taylor Swift?

AllenS said...

Cardboard with paste on it.

Amartel said...

Biden's kills are all completely unexpected and inadvertent. He lacks mens rea. And mens. His kills are serial, though.

Spicoli. Would not be surprised if that amount of stupid + rage + entitlement + throne-sniffing totalitarian dictator worship has resulted in a kill or two.

Taylor Swift will kill your soul but wants nothing to with your icky carcass. Gross.

Amartel said...

Watching Christie's roll-out speech was sad. What a lost opportunity. He coulda been a real contender as opposed to going through the motions. He even appears to have put back on some weight. He was so much better as a budget-cutting, reality-spewing fat guy than the celebrity-hugging, compassion-spewing slightly less fat guy. Everything King Putt touches withers away and dies, including dreams, nations, political fortunes, entire economies. Speaking of serial kills.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

John Travolta. He just looks creepy with that big pasted on false smile and dead eyes.

William said...

Bill Cosby. He's mastered the foreplay. And he would do it in a humane, PETA approved way......Would you rather be raped by Bil Cosby when you're awake and alert or when you're heavily sedated. Cosby doesn't get enough credit for being a humane rapist.

ampersand said...

Liberace, in the music room, with the candlestick.

Dad Bones said...

I'll nominate a trio; Bill, Hill and their scary grown up brat who doesn't like money.