Monday, June 15, 2015

"Woman ‘helped inmate escape because he has a big penis’"

"A female prison worker who is being questioned over the escape of two killers may have done it because one is ‘very well-endowed’, suggested a retired detective."
Richard Matt, 48, and David Sweat, 34, broke out of jail over the weekend by using power tools to tunnel through the walls of Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, 20 miles from the Canadian border.

Joyce Mitchell has been interrogated and retired detective David Bentley told the New York Post Matt ‘has a way with the ladies’.

He said: ‘When he’s cleaned up, he’s very handsome and, in all frankness, very well endowed. He gets girlfriends any place he goes.’

13 comments:

edutcher said...

As opposed to the fact she hasn't got an ounce of sense.

Of course those 2 things also describe Titus.

bagoh20 said...

"Size doesn't matter."
"We just want to be treated equal."
"I want a good honest man I can trust."
"The most important thing is communication."
"I just want a man who listens to me and respects my opinions."
"Don't worry - I'm on the pill, you splooge stooge"

AllenS said...

Well, until she admits to that fact, I say bullshit.

Methadras said...

Bag, you forgot one. It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

Titus said...

She's a fat little pube tea bagger....working for the state.

bagoh20 said...

Titus is jealous. No badboy hog for you. Go join the manhunt. They could use your skills on this one.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Uh - yeah. Duh.

I would totally help a deranged killer escape if there was even a small chance it could land me some big penis. Mostly tho - it's because I'm a tea partier, and, as Bags would say -that's how we role.

William said...

If she had helped a black prisoner escape, she could have become a heroine. See Angela Davis........What's the feminist narrative on this woman? Is she the viictim of the patriarchy, trapped in a dull job and a boring marriage. She didn't want to liberate the prisoners. She wanted to free herself. The larger prison was her own life. She's a down market Emma Bovary. She made spectacularly wrong decisions, but the impulse was one all feminists should admire. I hope Gloria Steinem gets behind this woman and makes this a cause célèbre.

ndspinelli said...

Cuomo fucked up the search the first few days. He wanted his state police to find them and had the US Marshals take a back seat.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

William - all of that would be true if only she were a demo-leftist. "news" has it she is a tea party, so she's trash.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

I said that last night, but this morning I'm not so sure. No power tools for big penis. I change my mind.

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WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

...broke out of jail over the weekend by using power tools to tunnel through the walls of Clinton Correctional Facility.

Power tools, Clinton, big penis. hmmm.

Not to worry. Hillary will set everyone free and make sure they can vote. The ballots are already counted.