Tuesday, June 9, 2015

"Someday a child will run to her parents and say "mommy, daddy, how did you meet?"... "

"... They will turn to each other, hold hands, gaze into each others eyes and sweetly say "we both swiped right."

Top Reddit comments...
Tinderella: The Tale of Two Swipes

Mine: Daddy's buddy was being a sexist douche in aram team chat, so mommy trolled him and they became friends. Then she met daddy, and he traveled half way across the country to help her make you! Riot matchmaking OP.

I met my boyfriend of a year online and whenever someone asks I just tell them we met where our first date was. Seems more relatable.

Mine will be "I saw her profile on OKCupid and sent her something stupid about potatoes"

I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.

3 comments:

Chip Ahoy said...

Long story short, Catfish got us together.

Chip Ahoy said...

Your dad ordered pizza online. Your mum having recently graduated with a masters in women's studies, delivered it.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Women's studies... Caitlyn must quite the subject of classroom conversation these days. Her ears must be constantly ringing.