We got another "12 inches" of snow. The bitchy loft owners are screaming on our google group about parking-someone had a trick over last night and parked in a tenant's spot and that bitch (MIT prof) was livid.
As you know I live in a loft which was a previous peanut factory and I like to fart in the elevator. I deteste the other fab owners.
Today I pinched a greasy fart verging on a shart and the elevator smelled like a barn.
I went into the elevator later and someone sprayed some Glade but I could still smell the fart.
I made this suggestion previously, and I think it's a good one. The Betty Ford Clinic should initiate a rehab program for bullshit artists. Call it Munchausen Dementia Syndrome. Offer a twelve step program. Every day is another day, but with the love and support of his family and loyal fans, he can get better. His story thus becomes inspirational rather than mockable. We should stop making fun of people who suffer from Munchausen Dementia Syndrome. This disease has ruined many lives. Brian Williams is not the first to suffer from this malady, but he is the first to come out of the shadows and admit his debility. We should stop making fun of him and cheer his brave struggle to get better. This can be a story.of triumph and redemption if we allow ourselves to be tolerant.
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The last line is GENIUS!
"We pay Williams millions of dollars a year to spin the news."
Media Matters, baby.
oh and.... lol. Perfection.
That was damn tasty . . . and yes, they really stuck the landing.
We got another "12 inches" of snow. The bitchy loft owners are screaming on our google group about parking-someone had a trick over last night and parked in a tenant's spot and that bitch (MIT prof) was livid.
As you know I live in a loft which was a previous peanut factory and I like to fart in the elevator. I deteste the other fab owners.
Today I pinched a greasy fart verging on a shart and the elevator smelled like a barn.
I went into the elevator later and someone sprayed some Glade but I could still smell the fart.
tits.
Re-activate Olbermann.. lol
fyi-I live in the Penthouse and the MIT professor lives under my unit.
You know, if you step back... this meme is kind of like what that other duffus was doing at The Daily Show.
No matter what the underlying subject, Jon Stewart, his writers mostly, took what somebody said and spun it, sometimes comically, to suit an agenda.
I hear Bostonians are taking their snow frustrations on each other.
This is quite good. The matching up new text to audio and video is flawless.
"My führer, Brian... Brian Williams..."
"Schteiner... Schteiner ......"
Isn't Olbermann on ESPN 8, The Ocho?
I made this suggestion previously, and I think it's a good one. The Betty Ford Clinic should initiate a rehab program for bullshit artists. Call it Munchausen Dementia Syndrome. Offer a twelve step program. Every day is another day, but with the love and support of his family and loyal fans, he can get better. His story thus becomes inspirational rather than mockable. We should stop making fun of people who suffer from Munchausen Dementia Syndrome. This disease has ruined many lives. Brian Williams is not the first to suffer from this malady, but he is the first to come out of the shadows and admit his debility. We should stop making fun of him and cheer his brave struggle to get better. This can be a story.of triumph and redemption if we allow ourselves to be tolerant.
Would YOU forget a Kate Upton-Sofia Vergara threesome?
Sniffle snuffle.
"Don't worry. Somebody will pay for birth control pills."
And beano. Don't forget that.
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