Saturday, February 14, 2015

"B&Q warns staff to expect a run on rope and duct tape...

"A leaked memo reveals how workers at the DIY chain have been asked to prepare themselves for answering 'sensitive' questions as customers attempt to act out a 'notable' scene from the erotic movie."

"The memo, circulated to the DIY store's entire 20,887 workforce at 359 stores, is titled: 'Staff Briefing – Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries.'"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If only such measures were in place at the time, Borders bookstores would have endured the wake of The 40 Year Old Virgin.