Tuesday, December 16, 2014

The Unbearable Lightness of Xmas: #XmasAMovie

7 comments:

Chip Ahoy said...

Pile on version

Chip Ahoy said...

There is something about this guy signing important papers like a total mong that just flat bugs the shit out of me. I'm sure Drudge puts it up just to show what a perfect retard he is. And his signature is obfuckingnoxious.

Let's see how I can make it cool as can be, and it comes out retarded.

And not just regular retarded, no, perfectly retarded.

So the whole world knows we have a perfect retard for president.

Yesterday on Twitter, Twitchy actually, the woman who'd rather be a man on MSNBC was bragging about a letter Obama wrote her. Completely illegible. All the letters slanted steeply backward like some idiotic junior high school student. I could barely make out the first sentence, "I usually don't respond to messages..." Yeah, what's her name, here let me google [dyke on msnbc] Rachel Maddow, do brag about how you are direct vicious mouthpiece for the POS, I meant to say just now POUS. It angers me. The collusion does. Her bragging does. Her access does. All you have to do is bring out the knee pads and behave like fierce warrior for you partisan president and boom access to white house. And she brags about receiving a letter on White House stationary written so incredibly retarded that its obscene. Man, oh man, oh man i cannot wait for this asshole to go and the whole lot with him.

And if Jeb gets the nomination... I'm out. I'll vote 3rd party no matter who it is. Protest vote, and if the whole thing goes to Hillary then we'll just have to sink even lower until even Democrats wise the f up. I absolutely cannot stand one single thing about this man.

edutcher said...

It's how the Lefties want us to see Christmas.

Chip Ahoy said...

There is something about this guy signing important papers like a total mong that just flat bugs the shit out of me. I'm sure Drudge puts it up just to show what a perfect retard he is. And his signature is obfuckingnoxious.

Let's see how I can make it cool as can be, and it comes out retarded.

And not just regular retarded, no, perfectly retarded.

So the whole world knows we have a perfect retard for president.

Yesterday on Twitter, Twitchy actually, the woman who'd rather be a man on MSNBC was bragging about a letter Obama wrote her. Completely illegible. All the letters slanted steeply backward like some idiotic junior high school student


It may be his left-handedness (The Blonde gives me Hell for my handwriting), but I think it's one more indication our Little Zero is nowhere as brilliant as his admirers or the most rabid of his detractors want us to believe.

PS Mong?

AllenS said...

Can you imagine what Obama's college transcripts look like?

It must be embarrassing. That's why they don't want you to see them.

AllenS said...

Maybe the reason that Obamacare is such a disaster was because Obama wrote the law and nobody can read his handwriting.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Funny cartoon- putting me in the Christmas spirit! Thanks for posting this Chip.

I'm Full of Soup said...

I meant to thank Lem for posting not Chip.

And Chip, I agree with what you say about Obama and the Dems and Jeb [the Bushes think they are so cute with their nicknames trying to make them sound like an Average Joe]...Jeb and GW and Babs etc.

And let's be honest GHW and GW were at best average maybe below average presidents so we have no reason to give Jeb a turn.