Friday, August 22, 2014

Senator Reid addressed Las Vegas Asian Chamber of Commerce

"I don't think you're smarter than anybody else, but you've convinced a lot of us you are."

"One problem I've had today is keeping my Wongs straight."

Reid being Reid 

28 comments:

ricpic said...

Two Wongs don't make a White.

Calypso Facto said...

Arrrgh! ricpic by a half minute with the bad pun.

ricpic said...

Great minds and all that.

Calypso Facto said...

Alright, here was my backup: Harry Reid apologized later, "Sometimes I say the Wong thing."

TTBurnett said...

No. Just no.

The Dude said...

Man, I have a bunch of bad Asian jokes - but if you hear them, half an hour later you want to hear them again.

rcocean said...

I hope Harry Reid eats shit and dies.

That's my joke.

rcocean said...

I was trying to think of a worse American than Harry Reid..thinking...thinking...nope.

Corrupt, stupid, venal, power mad, and un-American. He's like a 21st Century LBJ, only worse, much worse.

BTW, he's kept in power by the Filipinos and Blacks who vote for anyone with a (D) after their name.

The Dude said...

Obama, but you were skipping the obvious, right?

Trooper York said...

How about Michael Brown?

Trooper York said...

What? Too soon?

edutcher said...

I'm sure he complimented them on the fact none of them sounded like Hop Sing.

Trooper York said...

He did ask the woman who introduced him "Fucky sucky five dollar?"

rcocean said...

"Obama, but you were skipping the obvious, right?"

Obama will be gone in 2016, I don't know about Reid. Nevada has turned blue, so he's a Senator for life.

rcocean said...

"How about Michael Brown?"

Michael Brown went to Town,
Charged a cop, then went down,
Now he's in the ground,
With a frown,
And sad to say, he's turning brown.

Thank you.

The Dude said...

Michael Brown is dead
Took two rounds in his fat head
No one misses him.

Style points for topicality and proper orientation.

rcocean said...

Reid probably goes to a Mandarin restaurant and orders Chicken chow Mein. Probably wonders where the rickshaws are.

Michael Haz said...
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ricpic said...

I'm a Moo Goo Gai Pan guy myself. The blander the better. The point being that if you accept Chop Suey, Chow Mein, Moo Goo Gai Pan and Lobster Cantonese as American Chinese cooking and not authentic Chinese, which they ain't, they stand up pretty well as what they are. Capice?

rcocean said...

Harry Reid probably goes to Taco Bell and wonders where all the Mexicans are.

rcocean said...

BTW, Harry Reid is in favor of Amnesty and Open borders because his dead Jewish Mother-in-law would've wanted it.

Really. He said that.

Titus said...

Isn't he like old? Please all oldies should just die and never speak.

tits.

rcocean said...

"Isn't he like old? Please all oldies should just die and never speak."

He's old, stupid, and evil. However, he is Left-wing, which is why you popped in to defend him.

In your weird way.

Tits.

William said...

I think Nancy Pelosi is the most annoying. Harry Reid is too drab and boring to be genuinely irritating. And even Nancy is a mere shadow of Bella Abzug, the most annoying human being to ever enter public life......Bill Clinton is the most likable. I know that he has lots and lots of character flaws but he carries them well.

Unknown said...

I will do a little dance when this guy kicks the bucket.

rcocean said...

"Bella Abzug" There's a blast from the past. Good God - she made Rosie O'Donnell seem like the Queen of Charm.

Was she a Lesbo? I hope so. The thought of Abzug having straight sex is disconcerting.



rcocean said...

Rosie loves the ladies.

Thank God.

William said...

Bella Abzug was married. Her husband was a novelist. He was a small, frail man who suffered from many ailments. I saw them together once. She wore clothes that looked expensive and tailored. She filled up a lot of space and attracted your attention, He wore baggy clothes in need of a cleaning. He seemed to shrink even further in her presence. He looked exactly like the kind of man who would marry Bella Abzug......Later on in her life, Bella admitted that she was a lesbian. Nonetheless, she had a daughter. I remember her daughter ran for the City Council seat in Greenwich Village. While running, the daughter admitted that she, too, was a lesbian. A block off the old chippie. The daughter was defeated for the council seat by a gay man who claimed he had AIDS. I think there's a moral to this story if you concentrate hard enough.