Thursday, August 21, 2014

ice bucket challenge


Update...

24 comments:

Titus said...

It all started in Boston, natch, and raised 31 million so far!

We are the hub of the universe!

Michael Haz said...

The problem with the ice bucket challenge here in Wisconsin is that the beer cans cause concussions.

Even worse, the cans get dented.

Chip Ahoy said...

I saw Trey Goudy. He's in his suit, ice bounces around and he doesn't flinch.

Bill Gates paid a draftsman to design a water bucket dumper, and a crew to construct one, then pretended he drew the plans himself and welded it together himself, then dumped warm water over himself. No ice bouncing around.

Meade said...

Why did you photoshop out the water from the fire hose?

Rabel said...

So, Chip, I see that you photoshopped the water from the side to the top to match up with the ice bucket dumping theme.

Nice. I hope the slower viewers get it.

AllenS said...

Good job, Chip.

Chip Ahoy said...

I know, right?

That guy on two and a half men who was replaced. The bad boy. He dumped money over his head instead.

And Bush Jr. wrote out a check.

PJ media had a cute video of one of the blogger's little cousins, or nieces, or something. The older one dumped ice water on her own head and the little one took off running around the corner. Ha ha ha ha ha.

The Dude said...

Inga wants to know if Meade can return some of the stupid he apparently stole from her.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I am unfamiliar with the ice bucket challenge and I intend to keep it that way, content as I am to presume it is a social phenomenon of a stripe with goldfish swallowing, flagpole sitting and telephone booth stuffing.

I love my wife but oh you kid!

Beat me daddy eight to the bar!!

Twenty-three skidoo!!!

Meade said...

"if Meade can return some of the stupid"

I agree — it was stupid of me to ask Chip a question about his artistic choices and editorial license.

Instead of asking questions about aesthetic decisions, I should have given him a banal patronizing compliment and assumed it's all just part of some kind of comedic agitprop that I'm too stupid to understand. Stupid me. Stupid stupid me.

Meade said...

"Good for you!"

banal patronizing compliment

Good for you!

Dust Bunny Queen said...
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Dust Bunny Queen said...

banal patronizing compliment

See. You aren't as stupid as you think you are or appear to be. Next...work on understanding sarcasm. You will get there. We have faith in you!

Aridog said...

Meade...why do you come here?

You are a sniveling punk and have nothing to offer. Why do you think you do?

When you show up it is always on some bullshit topic and you add to the stench.

Go home to you mommy, dude, you know nothing, even about dogs....I'd love to see you handle a handler hard aggressive tough German Shepherd or Malinois...or wolf hybrid. You suck, and I know it's hard to accept that. But do try.

Meantime go play with your squishy Labs and Retrievers and punt dogs. You fucking sissy. If you'd like I can introduce you to a breeder, importer, trainer within a hour of your shit hole house who can teach you what tough dog really is all about. He's handled the toughest successfully in national competition right there in Madison, the pussy land of the midwest.

Meade said...

Oh Airdog. You and your silly shloshy sarcasm.

The Dude said...

To train a dog one must be smarter than the dog.

That eliminates Malinois.

Also, his mommy has a bitch, so no more dogs are allowed in the house.

Meade said...

I think I get it now, Chip. The Ice Bucket Challenge is one of those Stuff White People Like.

Like TED talks and camping and having a black friend, dumping a bucket of ice water on your head in order to bring public attention to your brilliant cause — like finding a cure for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis — is something white people like to do. I don't know why but they just do. Maybe it's because of their belief in being part of a superior race. I'm sure if Hitler or Thomas Jefferson were still alive they'd be taking the ice bucket challenge.

Black people, on the other hand, bring attention to their brilliant causes by having white people firehose or shoot them.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

No no no. That wasn't good sarcasm at all. It was basically low grade snark. You aren't trying hard enough. You can do it!!!

Trooper York said...

Black people don't like the ice water challenge because they are afraid of the water.

Meade said...

Therefore, Trooper York is a black person.

AC245 said...

I hope that Lawnboy is not allowed to turn this blog into the same type of racist cesspit that his Mealticket's blog has become.

Trooper York said...

That's why you seldom see a black lifeguard. Or one who washed their hair. That's what those weaves are all about. So when they walk into a convenience store you can leave your soaps and shampoos and wash clothes out but need to keep your cigars and malt liquor behind the counter. Just sayn'

The Dude said...

Hey, I am as guilty of ragging on the little pussy boy as much as anyone, and mocking his utter dependency upon a dusty old skank, but if you leave the dog-toucher alone, ignore him, eventually whatever trouble in paradise that drives him over here wanes and he returns to his doggy bed on the floor next to his master's bed.

Aridog said...

AC245....I'm guessing Meade's actual life experiences in any black community is about like it is in Madison. Nearly non-existent. Talk is cheap. And Crack MC is about twice as smart as Meade on a bad day for Crack.