Saturday, July 26, 2014

UPS

Instructions for delivery taking into account hard of hearing customers, rickety, elderly, inform, wheelchair bound, etc.


6 comments:

The Dude said...

Your "international No" sign is dyslexic - the diagonal should go from the upper left to the lower right.

But you knew that and you were just testing us, right?

Where I live deliveries are left on my front porch. Only rarely are they carried away by ravens.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

If you leave a yellow sticker in bad weather (too hot, or too cold) there is a good chance it wont stay stuck.

Push pin the note will work best.

AllenS said...

Craig, my UPS deliverer, puts my stuff in the shop.

Trooper York said...

I am having a big fight with UPS now. They flat out lie to you on the phone and I had to go up four levels of supervisors to get a real answer.

deborah said...

They just leave deliveries on the porch.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Same thing as AllenS. The UPS driver puts the stuff in the workshop unless it is really big and heavy stuff, then he leaves it outside in front of the shop doors. If they are small items and he sees one of my husband's trucks out and about (getting a hamburger, at the hardware store or wherever), he'll just stop and deliver the parcel directly to him. It saves him a trip to our house and down the driveway. The UPS guys have a very large area to cover. Everyone is happy.