Saturday, July 26, 2014

"Go Vegan, Get Your Water Bill Paid?"

"The water shutoffs in Detroit have gained attention from around the country — including PETA. The organization is offering to pay one month’s water bill for 10 Detroit residents."

"In return, those residents have to go vegan for a month."

12 comments:

john said...

You can go online and actually pay a delinquent water bill for a month. The alternative of having to go vegan for that month can literally kill. Saving families from PETA is saving lives! Sign up, pay someone's bill, or two.

Not OT, and worth repeating: the Water Department does not shut the water off from those unable to pay.

ndspinelli said...

I think the beef council and pork producers should make a counter offer. Who do you think will get more takers?

john said...

And KFC too.

Anonymous said...

Who do you think will get more takers?
Some may not want to explore the deep pockets of Big Meat.

KCFleming said...

I hereby offer to pay for anyone's oral contraceptive bill if they go lesbian.

AllenS said...

Oh great! Take away the only environment for the fishes and the frogs and the crawdaddies and the blood suckers.

AQUATIC SPECIES HATERS!

Synova said...

One months' bill?

If people were only one month behind there wouldn't be a problem.

What is one month's bill? 37.56? For 10 whole people/residences?



Synova said...

Hahahahahaha! I followed the link.

Not only will we pay your bill, you'll be healthier!

Has anyone EVER seen a vegan that looked healthy? Ever?

Vegetarians you can't really tell... Vegans it's like... look, a Vegan. The gaunt, pasty look is unmistakable.

The Dude said...

Well, Vega is far away and the journey to Earth is time consuming. It takes a toll on even the most robust Vegan, who, let's face it, didn't start out all that attractive to begin with.

deborah said...

Beware asses bearing gifts.

KCFleming said...

No one got my joke.

Maybe it's not funny.

Synova said...

About the oral contraceptives?

I laughed. :)