Friday, July 18, 2014

"Apparently Drunk Man Arrested For Posing As TSA Agent, Patting Down Women At SFO"

"Real TSA agents became suspicious of the man when he was seen ushering another woman into the private screening area, because men are only allowed to screen women in the booths if a female agent is present."

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18 comments:

chickelit said...

The photo makes no sense because it looks taken aboard an aircraft and not inside a terminal. Why would the arrested man be restrained aboard a plane?

Unknown said...

That's a photo of security detail after another drunken night at the fund raiser.

KCFleming said...

The drunk guy should have said he was from Mexico.

"Oh? Well, then never mind."

The Dude said...

The obvious error was that it was a dude patting down women, in SAN FRANCISCO! How paternoheterocisnormatively creepy can you get?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

That's how drunk guy would have ended up, had he made it on board?

Post fail!

edutcher said...

That he got as far as he did speaks volumes.

Icepick said...

I don't know. Getting drunk and feeling up random women in public? That sounds like spring break in Florida to me.

Unknown said...

Alright guys, where were you that night?

I'm Full of Soup said...

What a great idea!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

The next big reality tv.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Assault.

Leland said...

Alright guys, where were you that night?

Huh, what? I heard it on the news like you guys... my hard drive crashed, so I decided to make the best of it by recycling my old tape backups. It was a busy night.

deborah said...

Best idea since this.

Dad Bones said...

What a bum. If you can afford to fly you can afford a lap dance.

Unknown said...

LOL Deborah. It's free!

Unknown said...

Leland- The IRS handbook states that all hard-drives must be smashed with a baseball bat in a dark alley at 2:00AM. Preferably while security detail are out drinking with hookers.

AllenS said...

Wait a minute. Isn't that Trooper York?

deborah said...

No, he works out of La Guardia.