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| It took 22 firefighters to save the stuck student. |
Scotland: Tourist rescued from Aonach Mor mountain in Scotland after attempting hike in thongs
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| “Well he had never seen snow before so why not give it a go in yer bare feet and sandals!!!” |
Monday, June 23, 2014
Red face embarrassing rescues from around the globe
Germany: American student rescued from giant stone vagina
Scotland: Tourist rescued from Aonach Mor mountain in Scotland after attempting hike in thongs
Scotland: Tourist rescued from Aonach Mor mountain in Scotland after attempting hike in thongs
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Born again!
I saw some kids once go sliding down a glacier on plastic bags, about a dozen of them went into a small crevasse (piling onto each other) and two of them broke limbs--one a broken leg. They had to be airlifted.
Good times. Good times.
She's Tight!
One reminded me of the zipper scene in There is Something About Mary.
btw... is it still safe to say "red face"?
I want to be up to date, up to code.
"I swear to God, that pussy was so big that I fell in!"
"Yeah, a likely story...."
Mom - I made headlines.
I'm of the mind that stupid people don't deserve to be rescued. Like those who decide to go climb a mountain in the middle of January, with snow storms predicted and who have next to zero actual mountain climbing skills. (True story happened a few years ago). They get themselves stranded and dozens of normal people, who have the sense to stay indoors during a severe winter storm, have to put their lives in danger to rescue these dopes.
If you are that stupid, you should die and remove yourself from the gene pool.
That's why you strap a 4 ft. 2X4 across your ass....
Ooooooohhhhhh, that's what that's for. I just thought it was a sort of fashion accessory, like the gimp mask.
Was he looking for the stone G-spot?
On the other side of the statute, is there a butt hole?
He thought he was in a tight spot, then the Kegels started.
I think a thong is something different in Scotland.
Lem said...
btw... is it still safe to say "red face"?
As long as you're not talking about football,sure.
On the other side of the statute, is there a butt hole?
AllenS, getting directly to the, uh, heart of the matter.
Alternate post title:
"Look, Ma! No brains!"
Thongs
I thought Allen was dago, not Greek.
I take note this kid went in feet first. Maybe it's time for a douche.
Nick, he went in head first if he entered from the other side.
What we call flip flops I guess they call thongs.
The guy in Germany needs some remedial sex ed.
It's head first.
The timing of Chip's latest food blog post makes me suspect collusion.
Allen, That's how lawnboy would do it.
Chip has a new food post up which renders my previous comment null and void. He obviously did that to hide the highly suspicious and delicious vagina sandwich.
Or maybe it was a vulva sandwich. I get those two confused.
Nick, don't knock the Greeks, and here's why. This is from my DNA test --
Italy/Greece
Primarily located in: Italy, Greece
Also found in: France, Switzerland, Portugal, Spain, Serbia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Austria, Croatia, Bosnia, Romania, Turkey, Slovenia, Algeria, Tunisia, Montenegro, Albania, Macedonia, Kosovo
Located in the south of Europe, against the Mediterranean Sea, this region gave rise to some of the most iconic and powerful cultures the Western world has known. The Greeks were first, with their pantheon of gods, legendary heroes, philosophers and artists. They subsequently influenced the Romans, whose vast empire spread its ideas and language across Europe.
The cultures have too much in common.
Ed, it's feet first if you coach the Jets.
Allen, I agree, Greeks and Italians are soul brothers.
Like the line in the movie "Mediterraneo" goes "Una Faccia Una Razza".
ZZzzzzz....snigt, snuf gak
OMG Sixty. That brings back memories of decades ago. My old man had a Greek friend who would use that phrase.
Too cool!
It's rape unless he got written consent.
Even then, maybe rape.
Depends. Check again in 6 months.
Oh! Thanks for explaining. Ha ha ha ha ha. Rotate my mortadella sandwich 90゜for a vagina.
(mortadella is an Italian incomplete phrase meaning "dead of the ___", for zombie bologna )
A sample lady at Kroger offered me a fish taco yesterday.
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