Friday, June 13, 2014

"Donald Sterling Hires Private Investigators To Dig Up Dirt On NBA Owners..."

"Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s team of lawyers has hired four private investigation firms to dig up dirt on the NBA’s former and current commissioners and its 29 other owners, said a person familiar with Sterling’s legal strategy."

I must say, Donald Sterling must be the meanest most vindictive, mentally incapacitated, millionaires-and-billionaire racist slum lord and NAACP Donor in the planet.

I wish him good luck in his magnificent dirt digging new venture ;)

23 comments:

edutcher said...

Sterling has a rep as an enthusiastic and skilled litigator.

The NBA and the Thought Police picked a fight with the wrong guy.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

It's seldom wise to go to the mattresses against an old billionaire.

ndspinelli said...

It won't take much "digging."

chickelit said...

edutcher said...

The NBA and the Thought Police picked a fight with the wrong guy.

This will cause the Thought Police to pick on smaller targets. Too bad they can't expend those efforts elsewise.

KCFleming said...

So the new Clipper's owners are funding PI research against themselves and the rest of the NBA owners.

That's gotta hurt.

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

This is pretty funny. Apparently two billion isn't what it once was in certain circles.

President-Mom-Jeans said...

Don't fuck with billionaire lawyers.

bagoh20 said...

It's about time he fucks someone his own age, and he is gonna give it to 'em good.

As I'm sure everyone would admit, I'm an awesome human being, virtually sin free and nearly Christ-like in my virtue, but according to today's incoherent and hypocritical P.C. code, even I couldn't stand up to the tiniest scrutiny. He's gonna have a field day with this and do it entirely guilt free. It could be the beginning of a nationwide purging. The dawn has come.

KCFleming said...

The PC auto-da-fé is getting ramped up.

Nobody expects the Gay Marriage Inquisition!

bagoh20 said...

"hired four private investigation firms to dig up dirt on the NBA’s former and current commissioners and its 29 other owners,"

That's a lot of targets. They will have a ball. I wonder if any of those people spoke out against what happened here. I doubt it, and so they will get exactly what they deserve. It's will be good if being cowardly, hypocritical and self-righteous got a little more dangerous.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Nobody expects the Gay Marriage Inquisition!

lol

edutcher said...

This is pretty funny. Apparently two billion isn't what it once was in certain circles.

As a PC fan, the Troll Who Must Not Be Mocked doesn't realize with somebody like Sterling, the money is secondary here. There's a principle here.

Something about Klingons and cold dishes.

Shouting Thomas said...

Just as I predicted.

Let the purge begin!

Tank said...

Fun.

Could be really fun.

Which is likely to be more fun: finding out what his investigators find about the other owners; or, watching basketball?

Trooper York said...

Sterling can cause a lot of trouble. Mistresses. Crooked Business dealing. Secret Gay lives. Racist hate speech until the cows come home.

The only guy who should be exempt is the Net's owner. I mean he is the Russian Mafia and if Sterling bothers him he will just put out a contract on him.

KCFleming said...

Looks we're gonna see the Sterling Pound.

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

edutcher said...
the Troll Who Must Not Be Mocked


Don't think you are really getting the point on this one. I guess that's what all the recruitment officers also thought during your job interviews.

ricpic said...

Sterling's a pussycat compared to Magic Johnson who put Stiviano up to the framing so Johnson could get his hands on the Clippers.

bagoh20 said...

"...Magic Johnson who put Stiviano up to the framing..."

Which may also get uncovered and shown. You can tell from the recording that she was trying to goad him into saying something un-PC.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

the Sterling Pound.

Pogo is killing today.

bagoh20 said...

As Sterling tried to explain, if you are alone with a woman decades younger, and who is willing to have sex with you if you just say what she wants, there is no limit to what a man will say. I'm sure this has been the case with others owners as well, unless they are all gay, which may also come out. Why else would you want to own a basketball team with ready access to a locker room full of young athletic men?

chickelit said...

Lem said...Pogo is killing today.

I though yesterday's "Submission Accomplished" was particularly inspired...

Icepick said...

ARM, Sterling now owns an asset valued at two billion dollars. If he can keep that asset and get potentially hundreds millions more in a lawsuit, he and his family will come out far ahead, especially on taxes.

This has promise to be the most awesome sports story ever.