Friday, April 4, 2014

WLEM AM

Where we can't believe it's not butter.





Input request:

Untouchables

boxers

brief

boxer briefs

thongs

fur thongs

bikinis

boy cut briefs

highjackers (women's high- waisted briefs, white implied)

commando
  
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43 comments:

deborah said...

Now don't be shy. We all wear underwear. Except maybe bago.

Is this poll working? I can't get the view button to work...

Unknown said...

Those whacky Brits.

Anyone watch Doc Martin on PBS?

I've just discovered it. Last night's show was funny. The show, as best I can tell, is about a country doctor who is sickened by the sight of blood. A good doctor besides.
Synopsis of last night's episode:
Lots of sick people. Doc Martin thinks illness comes from the same local restaurant.
(this also after he is served a salad from same restaurant with blood on the plate.) Doc has the restaurant shut down. Turns out that while his secretary is away learning basic resuscitation, the substitute receptionist gives all the people in doc's waiting room a nice cup tea. Meanwhile, Doc insists on changing out his own dishwasher. The old handy plumber isn't available anymore as he made a career change to restaurant owner. (the very same)
After all sorts of lectures by Doc Martin to people about handwashing, it turns out that the dishwasher was pulling sewer & sewage INTO the dishwashing cycle and causing widespread illness. The substitute receptionist was giving all the patients poop-tea.

All that AND a side story of a young girl who complained her tits were not growing fast enough and she lacked self-confidence. Doc Martin took ordinary breath mints and hid them in an official looking medicine bottle and told her to take one pill a week. Tits were certain to grow. The young teenage gal left his office beaming with confidence.

In real life, Martin Clune enjoys Frank Zappa.

ricpic said...

Falling In Love Again

I want to break free,
Must be a Nazi,
I'm a homo, can't help it,
SM death cult for me.

deborah said...

Okay, I sincerely apologize for posting this video which many find offensive. I think it's a hoot. Please disregard, and I will post something different.

deborah said...

Haven't seen it, April, but it sounds great AND I just got netflix for my laptop. Stand by while my brain completely deteriorates.

bagoh20 said...

I wear all of them simultaneously. You can't be too safe. The suicidal S&Mers will tear through a couple layers before getting bored.

Synova said...

I'm not sure what the survey is asking... which underpants choice is a deal-breaker?

A fur thong, I think. Not that I object to the possibility for special occasions, but for everyday wear I think it would sort of signal "crazy, stay away."

deborah said...

Dammit, Synova, I'm asking which is one's everyday underwear choice :)

Bags, I knew you'd come through :)

deborah said...

Well, the poll is broken. I voted, and no results appear in my link saved from the site. Perhaps it's for the best.

Unknown said...

Basic high cut briefs in various colors and patterns from The Gap.
Very exciting but not as exciting as the dolled up squirrel thongs they sell at Spencer.

deborah said...

Thongs are patriarchal oppression, I tells ya.

Hanes boy cut briefs...comfy!

deborah said...

Must dash...

deborah said...

One more thing, I think they changed the name. Why should men get the comfy elastic:

boyshort panties

MamaM said...

I'm asking which is one's everyday underwear choice :)

Whatever for?

I'd be more interested in figuring out the difference between thinking something is a hoot and finding it funny. I'm guessing the former involves a note of derision, based on the other definitions of hoot. I'm also wondering about the difference between in laughing at something another person says and laughing in their face. All for the sake of a clearer definition of levity, of course!

Oddly enough, the only people I've heard use the expression "it's a hoot" have, to date, been older women. Can't say that I've heard a man use it, but maybe that's a local thing.

Unknown said...

Deborah - those look comfy and yet still mildly sexy.

Michael Haz said...

Thing won't let me vote.

So to the question:

Boxers mostly.

Compression shorts when I'm doing sports.

Commando when I feel like it or if it's too hot for more than one layer, or if I'm motorcycling and don't want bunched-up underwear.

MamaM said...

Carol Herman! Yes, she was another one who used to think things were a hoot and appeared to enjoy discussions of weird intimacies.

Put me down for:

Fur thongs when frisking with the pussy on the table.

Boy shorts when there's a manly job to be handled,

Bloomers when I'm swinging into spring,

And Commando when I'm feeling artsy fartsy and need to let freedom ring.

Trooper York said...

There is a new very trendy style of women's panties called "Commando." We started selling the brand in the store.

Now here is my dilemma. When a woman asks me about them I think I have explain that they do not have a cotton band at the strategic spot like Hanky Panky does. Now the young girlies love them some commando's but the older ladies know that the cotton patch is best. How do I breach that in a subtle way?

Trooper York said...

The boy short panty in Spanks is my top seller.

Trooper York said...

I know too much about women's underwear.

Trooper York said...

Unlike bags it is not from wearing them. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

If you ladies want some advice I would suggest you find some Arianne Lingerie!

It is very high quality at a reasonable price.

Sells very well in the store.

deborah said...

April:
"Deborah - those look comfy and yet still mildly sexy."

On the model, yes. Me, not so much :)

I have to make a new tag: Haz triples :)

Yeah, Michael, when I was trying to get the poll situated, I moved it around, and I think that messed something up.

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deborah said...

Trooper:
"How do I breach that in a subtle way?"

How do you breach the subject? *slap* You don't. If they ask, explain, if not, caveat emptor.

Synova said...

Donno, Trooper.

IME, the undies that your butt is supposed to hang out of (so very cute on those skinny models) ends up in a wedgie.

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bagoh20 said...

I'm not a fan of thongs. I grew up in the 70's so I like old school bikini panties on the ladies and more natural landscaping. My girlfriend loves thongs and wears nothing else, because she hates panty lines. I now have to agree that the loss of lines is a good thing, but I had to insist that the gardener be laid off.

bagoh20 said...

I only own one kind of black sock and one gray, and I have but one brand of undies. They come in mixed colors, otherwise I'd only own black ones. When I find something I like, I've learned that straying from it usually disappoints.

Knockers

deborah said...

Those are nice, bago.

XRay said...

Speaking of panties... never knew of this.

"Possibly the most violent(coolest)sport in the world"

http://www.leenks.com/link476819.html

I like it.

Stolen from Good Shit.

deborah said...
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deborah said...

That's pretty wild, Xray. I love the medieval trousers.

deborah said...

Xray, will you please delete and re-post with a NSFW warning?

MamaM said...

This underwear stuff is definitely dicey. In some situations, "pretty wild" is but one clothing item removed from "nice"! Bago's link was closing in on risque too, with Easter Basket Stuffers being promoted a couple of lines and one life producing wiggle away from the Fruit of the Womb recommendations.

AllenS said...

Boxers for me. I won't hesitate to go to the mailbox with only them on.

deborah said...

Not a problem, Allen :)

You remind me of the time I was driving down the road and a somewhat portly man, hairy all over, with grizzled beard and hair, came out to the mailbox by the road in only a Speedo.

MamaM said...

a somewhat portly man, hairy all over, with grizzled beard and hair, came out to the mailbox by the road in only a Speedo.

Not only was he seen, but remembered! His presence, form and garb made an impression on another that stuck in the memory as significant and unique, and invited consideration What more can one ask?

Sounds like an experience of lived art if not a visual poem.

The Dude said...

Deborah - which color speedo was I wearing that day?

bagoh20 said...

" a visual poem."

That will now pop into my mind whenever I see a big guy in a Speedo, and it will forever be an even funnier sight.

Thanks.

deborah said...

lol mostly yellow, Sixty.

MamaM said...

will forever be an even funnier sight.

When it comes to poetry in motion, look for moving lines!