Thursday, February 20, 2014

When Bad News is Good News

"Worsening U.S. Divorce Rate Points to Improving Economy" said an annoying headline. I was so annoyed with it I waited a day to put it up here. Trying to figure out why it's annoying, it's annoying. I mean, shouldn't I be glad, that, other than getting passed over for an Oscar, there is really no bad news anymore. Sure, there is high unemployment and Miley Cirrus is doing... whatever. We have no privacy to speak of and a president who literally does whatever he wants. But, there is a bright side to that too, I'm sure. I'm probably annoyed that I haven't thought of it, micro-aggressive rube that I am. I know you are, but what Am I?

Anyway, Am I alone on this? Check out the little personal story that is supposed to give us some kind of hope or whatever.
Hard economic times had kept Amy Derose and her husband Lawrence locked in an unhappy marriage for the sake of their engineering firm in Pompano Beach, Florida.

“The business was hanging on by a thread and we had to hang on,” said Derose, 53, who had been married 35 years and worked as the business manager. “We couldn’t afford to split. He needed me in the business and I needed him.”

With Florida’s economy and housing market recovering, “we are definitely on the upswing” and revenue is rising at their 24-employee company. That is allowing the couple to move forward with their divorce this month after years of showing up to work as if nothing were wrong personally. Now, she is looking for a job and “couldn’t be happier.” Read More
The article goes on to explain how split-ups mean new households, who will need more stuff, that will need to get built, bought and shipped. And, isn't it all wonderful to make lemonade.

Bloomberg News

12 comments:

Known Unknown said...

Silver linings and all that.

ricpic said...

What recovery?

bagoh20 said...

And lets not forget the increase in plastic surgery, hair salon business, cosmetics, hotel rentals, and Viagra sales that comes with divorice. Now that's what I call a real stimulus program.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Alternative Title is "Librul News Media Grasps at Straws to Prove This Suckass Economy Doesn't Suckass".

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

One aspect of it is the desire to prop up Obama, i get that. But there is more to it that.

bagoh20 said...

"One aspect of it is the desire to prop up Obama..."

I already mentioned Viagra. Don't make it harder than it has to be.

Oh dammit! I'm just awful, and I can't control it.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Todays Rush Limbaugh nails it.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Lem - if the divorce stats are accurate, I agree with you but who the hell knows anymore how many govt numbers are cooked? You commented the other day that the Obama admin has politicized everything.

Synova said...

Oh fer gawdsake...

Ever think that when times are better it's time to have *fun* together now that you made it through the misery?

What if all she ever needed was a job someplace else?

Synova said...

Go on a vacation for pities sake!

Synova said...

We stayed together until the kids were all in school/grown/whatever... now that the adolescent terrors are out of the house and we can be grown ups together and decide what we want instead of what we must...

Yup... the misery was YOU all along... not work, not kids, not the economy... just YOU.

Synova said...

Picture a person standing on a floor covered with broken glass...

I hurt all the time, my feet are bleeding, I can't lay down to sleep, I'm UNHAPPY...

Just as soon as someone with a broom comes and sweeps up all this glass so I don't have to stand here any more, I'm gonna leave that sumbitch.