Sunday, October 20, 2013

Damn Thing Probably Ate My iPhone!

Giant Oarfish Washed Up On Shore In Oceanside

14 comments:

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

NSA Find My iPhone Glitch.

Obama is assembling a team of top marine biologist to get to the bottom of it.



Paddy O said...

Time for an oarfish chirbit...

Paddy O said...

"Obama is assembling a team of top marine biologist to get to the bottom of it."

"Who?"

"Top. Men."

Titus said...

Sullivanist.

Chirpit.

Sarah Palin pic from gays in West Hollywood.

Sullivanist.


Alinsky.

Sullivanist.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

@PaddyO

It's lonesome at the top.

deborah said...

Chick, this is the second large oarfish found dead (?). The other was dragged to shore at Catalina Island...any thoughts?

chickelit said...

deborah said...
Chick, this is the second large oarfish found dead (?). The other was dragged to shore at Catalina Island...any thoughts?

I had all my toxic chirbits stored on my iPhone which I lost when my neighbor's sailboat capsized. This happened close to where this fish washed up.

Chip Ahoy said...

Would you like to see an oarfish swimming?

pick one

They stay fairly unmoving, like jellyfish except their dorsal fin undulates. And sometimes undulates in opposite directions like a wave motion starting at the front and then another wave motion starting at the back. And they just hang there with outrageous feather-type things hanging off their heads as if purely decoration, something Dr. Seuss would draw, ridiculous ling spindly feathers with no apparent purpose. Hang there and let tiny creatures go into its mouth. I guess. One of the videos said they can whip their whole bodies and take off through the water, but none of the videos threaten one.

deborah said...

Chick, it was killed by your rapier wit.

Chick, that's neat. I thought it looked as if it was staying still.

Chip Ahoy said...

I read an Opra thing last night.

Is said Obama promised her inside help with her new network. They'd work together, he said.

As initiatives were developed, she'd announce them on her new network. Back and forth they'd go joyfully working together, hand in hand ushering in a new age of welcome warmth and cooperation, peace and harmony would steer the stars. It would be the dawing of the Age of Aqu...

never mind that last part.

But it developed that Michelle likes to hogxxxxx have the attention. Michelle and Valerie resented Opra's presence presents prez ants xxxxx her. So that was that. Then he asked her for help with the Obamacare rollout and by then she was all, "Oh, go fuckyourselfyoulyingbastard and that was really that.

deborah said...

Chip, I mean, on the second one.

deborah said...

Oprah don't play that game. Well, actually, that's surprising. Where'd you read that?

JAL said...

deborah -- Lem at 9:54

deborah said...

Face palm. Thx JAL. Man, just how many people are under that bus?