Monday, August 5, 2013

If your 1960's scissors will not open a bag of salad

Best you get started now with alternate solutions to the problem of bag opening. It is not polite to use your teeth.


16 comments:

Methadras said...

Thank goodness it wasn't a bag of dicks.

deborah said...

Quoth the parrot, 'Nevermore.'

The Dude said...

Next trick - opening a cask of amontillado.

bagoh20 said...

I don't open my bags of salad. I buy them, then later throw them out when they expire. I had no idea you could open them. Why would you even want to do that?

edutcher said...

What, no C4?

Sixty Grit said...

Next trick - opening a cask of amontillado.

Actually, opening the wall behind it.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...
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Methadras said...

I don't always open my own bags of salad, but when I do, I use sharpened scissors.

ndspinelli said...

I eat the stuff right out of the bag.

roger said...

is it evil of me to assume that the big ole blade was intended for the dog?

chickelit said...

My mother had a pair of pinking shears when I was kid. I thought they looked ferocious--as if they had teeth.

Turns out the word "pink" has more meanings than just the color.

chickelit said...

Betamax3001 could probably do a whole post around pink.

Paddy O said...

I'm looking forward to the whole series of posts with that tag.

AllenS said...

So, is it ok to run with scissors now?

ndspinelli said...

AllenS, Only if you play well w/ others.

Chip Ahoy said...

My favorite part in Adam's Family is Wednesday walking briskly through the kitchen carrying a very large knife chasing Pugsley and Morticia talking to the aunt says,

"Weeeeennndaaaay. You know what we talked about."

Reaches up and takes hold of a machete or battle ax or something larger than a knife. Grins, and hands it to Wednesday who resumes chasing Pugsley.

I'm Full of Soup said...

How can we nominate Chip Ahoy for one of those McArthur Genius Awards?