Monday, July 22, 2013

Take the poll.

a)  The Red Wings will crush their enemies, see them driven before them, and hear the lamentations of the women on their way to their record 12th Stanley Cup.

b)  Through bribery of officials and performance-enhancing drugs, some team not from Detroit will somehow manage to steal the Stanley Cup, and will then fill it with their own urine and drink from it.

A or B only.  And I don't want to hear any of that 'but my answer isn't there' crap.  That's boring.

23 comments:

chickelit said...

Darcy made me a Red Wings fan.

rhhardin said...

There's rules about the fights, I mean that unwritten rules are enforced and serve a purpose.

Podcast Mike Munger

It's like a comments section.

Methadras said...

I'm beginning to think that all sports and possible outcomes are a scam or fixed.

edutcher said...

We're playing hockey?

In July?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Well given their magnificent performance in the 2012 Stanley Cup, no doubt they will repeat it again...

Oh wait, you mean Detroit?

Chennaul said...

I'm beginning to think that all sports and possible outcomes are a scam or fixed.


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The Tour de France should just be sponsored by competing pharmaceutical companies.

Leland said...

What if instead of complaining about my choice not being there, I select the choice that comes closest to my opinion? Do you then get to complain that my selection is invalid, or was I not supposed to vote in such a case?

Michael Haz said...

Ugh. The wrath of the Selig has been loosed on Ryan Braun for allegedly over-using Midol or something. My only hope is that A Rod gets the Selig as well, just to watch Yankee fans suffer even more.

Michael Haz said...

Okay, back to the poll. Hockey should be played with comments off.

Except when Darcy is watching, then the players should play with shirts off.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Clearly option a. However, it does not give a time frame, which will take until Detroit freezes over, and only after they've moved down to the Detroit Public Schools' league.

Icepick said...

I thought the only things left it Detroit were wrecked buildings, Ndamukong Suh (possibly responsible for the wrecked buildings) and a broke city government.

Icepick said...

The wrath of the Selig has been loosed on Ryan Braun for allegedly over-using Midol or something. My only hope is that A Rod gets the Selig as well, just to watch Yankee fans suffer even more.

My understanding was that Braun got suspended without pay. I think Yankees management and the fans would love it if the could slip out from under A-Rod's contract.

Sharc said...

Those who voted (a) ("crush their enemies") fail to speak appealingly to me.

Those who voted (b) ("steal the Stanley Cup") are perhaps wrapped up in their own experience.

So those who voted in either category rather than offering supportive votes reinforce my decision not to listen to them.

deborah said...

I am unqualified to comment; the puck moves too quickly for me to follow it.

Guildofcannonballs said...

You don't have a clue what Hell the Avalanche, with perhaps the greatest player of all-time, certainly the greatest goalie of all-time, coaching this young team will unleash.

All records in the NHL mean dick compared to The Patrick Roy.

We now have the Greatest Quarterback To Ever Play in Denver with the Broncos, as well as our Avalanche.

We have chips on shoulders, and Chip too, against those (^)*^ (*^*(&% %*%( )(*^*(^ %T%^%( )^*(^ *(6 in New England.

Packers are cool.

In fact, the Packers are REAL cool.



Guildofcannonballs said...

The "Who knew Patrick Roy was the next John &%&%)( Wooden" quotes I hear in ten years will be funny.

So will my millions in silly Joisey and Shycoggo and those *(%^('s in Canada's coin; those who bet on emotion not my knowledge of Patrick Roy's future as the greatest possible of everything related to Hockey.

Those are the victories we like the best.

Steve Moore boys ain't forgotten in this town.

Guildofcannonballs said...

AND I WILL TELL YOU ONE MORE THING:

PATRICK ROY WOULD NEVER HAVE ALLOWED AN ENVIRONMENT TO FOSTER SUCH THAT Steve Moore is hurt.

Roy left in 2003 this happened in 2004.

NOW ROY IS BACK; SO ARE AVALANCHE; BET WISELY. THINK. SEE. DO.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

30 day average...

Guildofcannonballs said...

As per fact, Rogers might be the one guy who pays over $44444 for Peyton's jock.

Good on him.

Guildofcannonballs said...

Yeah.

Well.

I stirred up a hornet's nest.

Then stored up a hernest nest.

Heh.

Guildofcannonballs said...

What?

What's your problem?

Why you looking at me like that?

Do you got a problem?

WHAT?

(*&^*(^ you (*^*(^ that is (*&^*( the last thing I would (*^*&(%(* if only because of )(^*)(^) 42.


*^%(&%(.

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Guildofcannonballs said...

In sight hindwise, and hindmost, apologies are what?

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=nest&btnG=Submit&oq=&gs_l=&pbx=1

A to the C said...

Marty's better!